Donating your gown is for people with no imagination; and, just like your choice in men, you can do SO much better:
*Wear it grocery shopping and tell the cashier you just came from the set of the sequel to a blockbuster hit movie.
*Have sex with a stranger in a carwash and use it to wipe off the excess fog on the windows when you’re through.
*Mopping up nail polish spillage.
*Use it as a car jack when you get a flat tire (disclaimer: it won’t help much if you don’t have a car jack as well).
*Burn it to stay warm while camping in the desert at night.
*Wrap your dead hamster in it to mummify him.
*Cut it short and low and make it your stripper’s costume for Halloween, or wear this outfit during your new job as a REAL stripper.
*Dye it plaid, stuff it with hay and make a scarecrow.
*Use it to inspire you to write a blog about what to do with your old wedding dress.