11 Ideas for an Old Wedding Gown

Sheila Chalakee in New Mexico during her cross-country publicity photo tour.

Photo by: Ashley Marie Photography

 

Donating your gown is for people with no imagination; and, just like your choice in men, you can do SO much better:

*Wear it grocery shopping and tell the cashier you just came from the set of the sequel to a blockbuster hit movie.
*Have sex with a stranger in a carwash and use it to wipe off the excess fog on the windows when you’re through.
*Gardening.
*Paintball.
*Mopping up nail polish spillage.
*Use it as a car jack when you get a flat tire (disclaimer: it won’t help much if you don’t have a car jack as well).
*Burn it to stay warm while camping in the desert at night.
*Wrap your dead hamster in it to mummify him.
*Cut it short and low and make it your stripper’s costume for Halloween, or wear this outfit during your new job as a REAL stripper.
*Dye it plaid, stuff it with hay and make a scarecrow.
*Use it to inspire you to write a blog about what to do with your old wedding dress.

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6 Responses to 11 Ideas for an Old Wedding Gown

  1. Gwenny says:

    I agree but of course this isnt the case… another question: what would people do if I had 3 million dollar?

  2. Hellen King says:

    Thanks for the share!
    Hellen

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