I didn’t find my soulmate AND I was red flagged and removed in record time. Safe to say craigslist hates me.
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They steal all of our eligible musicians, celebrities, and athletes. What do these glamazon babes know that we don’t? Seven things…pay attention so we can give them a run for their money. How do I know these things? I used … Continue reading
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It’s not blasphemy; it’s Comedy! Whether you’re Christian, Jewish, Muslim or Stupid you should know that having beers with Jesus figures stuff out. And the one thing all spiritual paths agree on is the awesomeness of The Thong Song. I’m … Continue reading
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Since I’m an Expert Money Spender and a comedian I should obviously give you advice on your finances. Duh. I also used to own a debt collection agency at one time (true story). But now as a comic I no … Continue reading
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Hey, Knower and Doer of Stuff here and yeah, I’ve had some sex…purely experimental & informational, of course. Now that I’ve had, literally thousands of encounters I think I’m pretty much qualified to be an Expert Sex Haver. No, I’m not … Continue reading
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I firmly believe that if the moon is still out I shouldn’t be obligated to get out of bed…still there are those who awaken at the crack of dawn to exercise. Yes, 6:30am does exist, a fact I’m not too happy about. I will … Continue reading
Got yourself a psychotic mom situation? Me too…like, oh my gosh! But thank goodness because if not I wouldn’t have been able to amass this short How To Survival Guide, based on true events. For those whose childhoods were not “cruelty free” it’s … Continue reading
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SO, for a limited time only, Sheila presents the Desperation Event!! CERTIFIED PRE-OWNED WIFE Husband making room for new inventory. Everything must go. Body style like new. Freshly waxed. Gently used. Must See!! I’m lowering the already low-low price of … Continue reading
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Sheila Chalakee…and Death Photo by: Ashley Marie Photography Is your name Romeo or Juliet or is it Black Tuesday? Even if you answered, “yes,” to the previous question there is no excuse for suicide. With today’s online profiles you can … Continue reading
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Sheila Chalakee in New Mexico during her cross-country publicity photo tour. Photo by: Ashley Marie Photography Donating your gown is for people with no imagination; and, just like your choice in men, you can do SO much better: *Wear … Continue reading
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