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4 Sex Tips…from a Comic

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  Hey, Knower and Doer of Stuff here and yeah, I’ve had some sex…purely experimental & informational, of course. Now that I’ve had, literally thousands of encounters I think I’m pretty much qualified to be an Expert Sex Haver.  No, I’m not … Continue reading

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Beach Bootcamp BS

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I firmly believe that if the moon is still out I shouldn’t be obligated to get out of bed…still there are those who awaken at the crack of dawn to exercise. Yes, 6:30am does exist, a fact I’m not too happy about.  I will … Continue reading

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6 Tips to Surviving a Sociopath

Got yourself a psychotic mom situation?  Me too…like, oh my gosh!    But thank goodness because if not I wouldn’t have been able to amass this short How To Survival Guide, based on true events.  For those whose childhoods were not “cruelty free” it’s … Continue reading

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11 Ideas for an Old Wedding Gown

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Sheila Chalakee in New Mexico during her cross-country publicity photo tour. Photo by: Ashley Marie Photography   Donating your gown is for people with no imagination; and, just like your choice in men, you can do SO much better: *Wear … Continue reading

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Jury Duty, Shmurry Duty

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Recently I found myself accompanying a friend of mine for moral support since she hadn’t filed her necessary paperwork before she was slated to appear for jury duty. Secretly I was hoping she’d get arrested and I’d get to drive … Continue reading

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