Financial Advice…from a Comic

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Since I’m an Expert Money Spender and a comedian I should obviously give you advice on your finances. Duh. I also used to own a debt collection agency at one time (true story).  But now as a comic I no … Continue reading

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4 Sex Tips…from a Comic

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  Hey, Knower and Doer of Stuff here and yeah, I’ve had some sex…purely experimental & informational, of course. Now that I’ve had, literally thousands of encounters I think I’m pretty much qualified to be an Expert Sex Haver.  No, I’m not … Continue reading

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Beach Bootcamp BS

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I firmly believe that if the moon is still out I shouldn’t be obligated to get out of bed…still there are those who awaken at the crack of dawn to exercise. Yes, 6:30am does exist, a fact I’m not too happy about.  I will … Continue reading

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6 Tips to Surviving a Sociopath

Got yourself a psychotic mom situation?  Me too…like, oh my gosh!    But thank goodness because if not I wouldn’t have been able to amass this short How To Survival Guide, based on true events.  For those whose childhoods were not “cruelty free” it’s … Continue reading

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Should you Kill yourself?

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Sheila Chalakee…and Death Photo by: Ashley Marie Photography Is your name Romeo or Juliet or is it Black Tuesday? Even if you answered, “yes,” to the previous question there is no excuse for suicide. With today’s online profiles you can … Continue reading

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11 Ideas for an Old Wedding Gown

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Sheila Chalakee in New Mexico during her cross-country publicity photo tour. Photo by: Ashley Marie Photography   Donating your gown is for people with no imagination; and, just like your choice in men, you can do SO much better: *Wear … Continue reading

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Jury Duty, Shmurry Duty

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Recently I found myself accompanying a friend of mine for moral support since she hadn’t filed her necessary paperwork before she was slated to appear for jury duty. Secretly I was hoping she’d get arrested and I’d get to drive … Continue reading

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