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Pink October-A Breast Cancer Blog

October is my favorite time of year when the multi-colored leaves dance from the trees and crunch underfoot. Guys, I have a frikken Halloween tree, okay? I’m one of those people who dress up as many times as I can … Continue reading

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10 WTF Science Questions Answered

Answers to the “10 Most Important Questions in Science” as dictated by NPR. 1. What is the universe made of? Stuff. Mostly physical-stuff like elements and protons. And then there is God-stuff which is energy and things like money and … Continue reading

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Birth Control Top TEN!

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Not only does sex keep us from being bored and pass lunch break time at work, it also has the horrific potential of making tiny human babies. As a woman, if we want to prevent future baby daddy drama we … Continue reading

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7 Supermodel Tips for Life

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They steal all of our eligible musicians, celebrities, and athletes. What do these glamazon babes know that we don’t? Seven things…pay attention so we can give them a run for their money. How do I know these things?  I used … Continue reading

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Advice on Religion…from a Comic

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It’s not blasphemy; it’s Comedy! Whether you’re Christian, Jewish, Muslim or Stupid you should know that having beers with Jesus figures stuff out. And the one thing all spiritual paths agree on is the awesomeness of The Thong Song. I’m … Continue reading

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Financial Advice…from a Comic

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Since I’m an Expert Money Spender and a comedian I should obviously give you advice on your finances. Duh. I also used to own a debt collection agency at one time (true story).  But now as a comic I no … Continue reading

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4 Sex Tips…from a Comic

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  Hey, Knower and Doer of Stuff here and yeah, I’ve had some sex…purely experimental & informational, of course. Now that I’ve had, literally thousands of encounters I think I’m pretty much qualified to be an Expert Sex Haver.  No, I’m not … Continue reading

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Beach Bootcamp BS

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I firmly believe that if the moon is still out I shouldn’t be obligated to get out of bed…still there are those who awaken at the crack of dawn to exercise. Yes, 6:30am does exist, a fact I’m not too happy about.  I will … Continue reading

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6 Tips to Surviving a Sociopath

Got yourself a psychotic mom situation?  Me too…like, oh my gosh!    But thank goodness because if not I wouldn’t have been able to amass this short How To Survival Guide, based on true events.  For those whose childhoods were not “cruelty free” it’s … Continue reading

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Should you Kill yourself?

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Sheila Chalakee…and Death Photo by: Ashley Marie Photography Is your name Romeo or Juliet or is it Black Tuesday? Even if you answered, “yes,” to the previous question there is no excuse for suicide. With today’s online profiles you can … Continue reading

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